BMack24's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Art Show]

nifty

i take it this is meant to be a video installation in a student gallery? before i was an art student i probably would've said it was boring like the other simpleton reviewers here, but now i can appreciate all the little subtleties.

[Jerry Jackson on Hancock]

ha!

i liked this. if the voice was just a little more high-pitched it would've been pretty much indiscernible from a real jerry jackson film.

[The B King]

nifty.

my one gripe is that the B isn't in times new roman, in the style of THE ONE TRUE B.

[Spongebob Sickpants]

jesus.

i love movies like this. pure hilarity.

[Turd of the Week]

nifty

was pretty clever. and now, a good reminder of what the portal award icons used to look like.

and to lunardragon: back then it was macromedia flash, and it definitely wouldn't have been flash 8. YOU N00B. oh snap!

[Allergic]

passable

there's a lot of ways you coulda screwed up the 'car driving over rocky terrain' bit, but you managed to make it look fairly believable physics-wise. i chuckled a bit when he didn't quite make it to the toilet. some sound effects might've helped though. plus i'm unclear as to why it's called 'allergic.'

[Peanut The Squirrel 3]

hey yall did alright with this one

i kinda like the paper cutout-looking style you had going here. but why was stephen hawking in the forest and why did the bird go and kill everyone?

[Solid Snake Buys a Beer]

funny.

i chuckled.

MRat responds:

I always wanted to named my pet dog Chuckles, but I don't have a dog.

[Headless Rock]

i don't think it works

not sure, but design movie doesn't do anything and send movie only brings up a newgrounds error page. not sure what you were trying to accomplish, so fix it and try again.

Aniahlator responds:

There not supposed to do anything

[Metal Gear Awesome 2.5]

pah hahaha

hilarious! so crazy and random. the spinning through the air and tricky appearance... there wasn't a bit of this that i didn't like. all the offended reviews just add to the brilliance (whistle points, anyone?). egoraptor thought it was funny, so why don't all these people who worship him think so too?