Score: 9

"summary"

submission: Portal Defenders

date: November 6, 2009

sweet game, was quite the obsession back in the day trying to get all the medals. BUT, and i think others have brought this up, but with the halloween mode, running to the edge of the screen causes you to lose control of your character. not cool. fix?

Score: 10

"ha i love these"

submission: Messed-Up Bible Stories 6

date: September 15, 2009

i noticed you didn't include the part where lot's daughters got him trashed so he'd impregnate them. is that for the next part?

Score: 7

"another epic movie marred by subpar writing"

submission: Madness Underworld

date: September 5, 2009

this seems to be a common problem in flash movies of this type around here... action-packed, serious plot, but the text is filled with misspellings and bad grammar along with random curse words and fourth wall breaks that don't really fit into the movie's overall tone.

also, i noticed quite a few shots were held for a few seconds too long, but just enough to kinda kill the fast-paced tempo of the movie that i'm sure it was supposed to have. otherwise, pretty sweet action and good animation, and i'll be sure to check out the sequel.

Score: 9

"great stuff as always"

submission: S&F Review: Transformers2

date: August 29, 2009

i agree with pretty much everything here.

but i disagree with the guy a few reviews down; it would be very hard to do a review of bruno and keep it family-friendly. trust me.

Score: 10

"hahaha"

submission: Life in the Portal: Clock

date: August 16, 2009

when i saw it was clock day, i did the exact same thing: whipped up a crappy bunch of nothing in a few minutes and submitted it. got a decent score, of course.

Score: 10

"summary"

submission: Dinner with Frenchie

date: July 8, 2009

i was waiting for the part where that hot chick eats that cake and has an orgasm or something. i was disappointed.

Score: 5

"wait"

submission: elmo short-you're toast!

date: February 9, 2009

how could the toaster do all that without being plugged in?

Score: 9

"hahaha"

submission: Cpt Falcon Checkup

date: December 16, 2008

i was expecting a falcon kick at first, but this is better.

Score: 7

"hmm.."

submission: HSR: Drunk & Available

date: November 16, 2008

well, i kinda like it, pretty funny i guess.. but you could still get in trouble for this. the brothers chaps probably wouldn't appreciate a h*r toon not made by them, yet done in pretty much the exact same style, where he talks about weiners and his ballsack. just sayin'.

Score: 9

"great!"

submission: How Not to Time Travel.

date: November 11, 2008

the timing is what makes it. the visual style is appropriate for the content. i really liked it! favorited, and i'll see you on the front page.